oatmeal:

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot. 

oatmeal:

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot. 

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niuniente:


Make A Bee Waterer And Help Hydrate Our Pollinators


Imagine how hard just one bee works in a single day. Bees tend to at least 2,000 flowers daily, with tiny wings beating 10,000 times per minute, carrying pollen, and dramatically assisting our food supply.
Sound exhausting? Bees get thirsty, and they need safe water sources. The problem is water is not always available.Bees need very shallow water to drink from. However, shallow water evaporates quickly. Birdbaths are not the best option as bees tend to drown if the water is not be shallow enough. As for river and lakes, bees risk their lives trying to get water in the presence of fishes, frogs, and other wildlife, not to mention the risk of being swept away in water currents.
To help hydrate our little pollinators, set up a water feeder by filling a pie pan with marbles and then water. The marbles give the bees a spot to land so that they don’t drown when they come to drink. No more drowned bees!
Source: Natural Cures 

niuniente:

Make A Bee Waterer And Help Hydrate Our Pollinators

Imagine how hard just one bee works in a single day. Bees tend to at least 2,000 flowers daily, with tiny wings beating 10,000 times per minute, carrying pollen, and dramatically assisting our food supply.

Sound exhausting? Bees get thirsty, and they need safe water sources. The problem is water is not always available.

Bees need very shallow water to drink from. However, shallow water evaporates quickly. Birdbaths are not the best option as bees tend to drown if the water is not be shallow enough. As for river and lakes, bees risk their lives trying to get water in the presence of fishes, frogs, and other wildlife, not to mention the risk of being swept away in water currents.

To help hydrate our little pollinators, set up a water feeder by filling a pie pan with marbles and then water. The marbles give the bees a spot to land so that they don’t drown when they come to drink. No more drowned bees!

Source: Natural Cures 

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You’re allowed to be anything.

You’re not allowed to let it destroy you.

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cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

pepperbear:

WHAT THE FUCK

SOMEONE CAME UP FOR THE IDEA OF THIS.
SOMEONE WROTE A SCRIPT FOR THIS.
SOMEONE UTTERED THESE WORDS INTO A MICROPHONE.
SOMEONE ANIMATED THIS.
SOMEONE GREENLIGHTED THIS.
SOMEONE DIRECTED THIS.
SOMEONE PRODUCED THIS.
DID NOT ONE PERSON EVER STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA?

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onlylolgifs:

Two cats meet for the first time.

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fenestelluhhh:

Okay. Only because I’m really feelin it today.

fenestelluhhh:

Okay. Only because I’m really feelin it today.


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officialunitedstates:

"What are you doing? Put that camera away," she screamed as she smacked it out of my hands.




"What did you do that for?" I yelled back at her.
"Can’t you just enjoy nature without having to photograph it?" 
I gathered my camera off the ground and reattached the lens.  Thankfully it wasn’t cracked. 
"You should throw that thing in the garbage," she said angrily. "Live your life in the present."
We continued to walk through the meadow as she pulled out her headphones and plugged them into her phone. 
"I love this song," she remarked as she proceeded to take a selfie and eat a cream cheese bagel from her pack. 
"Let’s start heading to the car," she glanced back at me, "There’s a Keeping Up with the Kardashians marathon I want to re-watch.”

officialunitedstates:

"What are you doing? Put that camera away," she screamed as she smacked it out of my hands.

"What did you do that for?" I yelled back at her.

"Can’t you just enjoy nature without having to photograph it?" 

I gathered my camera off the ground and reattached the lens.  Thankfully it wasn’t cracked. 

"You should throw that thing in the garbage," she said angrily. "Live your life in the present."

We continued to walk through the meadow as she pulled out her headphones and plugged them into her phone. 

"I love this song," she remarked as she proceeded to take a selfie and eat a cream cheese bagel from her pack. 

"Let’s start heading to the car," she glanced back at me, "There’s a Keeping Up with the Kardashians marathon I want to re-watch.”

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junko-megido:

sonikkuruzu:

charlesoberonn:

mina-carolina:

armineralwater:

armineralwater:

make this cool lemon the new meme 

image

a challenger approaches 

image

image

he comes

We add this

image

And now we have this

image

Are those the Beatles?

john lemon

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tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

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